Two children playing an imaginary game of pirates
5 year old girl: Look! The pirates are attacking! We have to go fight them!
3 year old boy: But it’s not Tuesday!!

Minnetonka
Overheard by a babysitter laughing her non-pirate butt off.

Man: I collect garbage for a living and I’m Italian. What else do you need to know?

Lyndale & 26th
Overheard by JfA.