Angry Teen Boy: If the country isn’t America, it’s not good!
Calm Teen Girl: Did you seriously just say that?
Angry Teen Boy: Yeah! Except Ireland. Ireland’s cool.

Hopkins West Junior High
Overheard by the non-patriotic girl sitting behind him.

Woman on the bus screaming into her cell phone: (after a 10 minute conversation) I have to let you go… all this noise on the bus is driving me crazy!

260 Rosedale Express Bus
Overheard by It’s sad when an iPod can’t block it out!

Woman: I date all my stalkers.

Gabe’s by the Park
Overheard by Potential stalker.

Woman whose husband and dogs were at the cabin: I just hate sleeping without a dog.

Alley of Bloomington Ave
Overheard by Her neighbor.

Man saying goodbye to a blind date: I’m glad you’re not fat.
The date: Um…

Washington County Fairgrounds
Overheard by Girl in straw hat.

Girl: You look preppy today!
Girl sales-clerk dressed in black and white store uniform: Thanks!!!

Albert Lea shopping center
Overheard by i can’t believe she just said that.

6 year old girl asked about her relationship with parents: Ugh, adults are aliens.

south minneapolis
Overheard by she speaks the truth.

Girl #1: He asked me if I was legal yet!
Girl #2: Gross.
Girl #1: Then we made out!

dinkytown

Man with arm brace: Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Woman with Santa on her shirt: No, is it good?
Man with arm brace: They give you water and everything!

75 bus
Overheard by they probably give you bread too.