Valet #1: Wow! She was that big huh?
Valet #2: She’s not a lady unless she’s 180.

8th St. Minneapolis
Overheard by Valet #3.

Friend #1: So, why did you break up with him?
Friend #2: Did you ever see that commercial with Bob Dole? Not the one with Britney Spears, but the one he did before that?
Friend #1: No.
Friend #2: He had E.D.

EP Target
Overheard by Glad it’s not my problem.

Suburban Male #1: This is a pretty sweet pad you’ve got here. How much do you pay for this?
Suburban Male #2: (trying to keep straight face) Yeah, this pad is… pretty awesome.

Bloomington
Overheard by not aware that “pad” is still an acceptable alternate for “house.”

A man wooing a fair maiden wearing some baby phat and apple bottom jeans: Damn, that’s gotta be Jello cause jam don’t jiggle like that.

5th and Hennepin

Fire Twirlers, after beating drums and spinning fire: Okay, let’s go to Trocedaros.

Behind Spot Art Gallery
Overheard by taylor.