Security guard stops two drunk guys in their 20’s: Hey, I thought I told you to come back in half an hour.
Person behind me: Too drunk for the dome? That’s sad.

metrodome

Hippy guy sitting cross-legged at the bella luna music festival: (right after he takes a suspicious-looking candy-like object from his friend and puts it in his mouth) What’s this?

Harmony Park
Overheard by I hope he doesn’t try to give any to me…

Exasperated father to wailing two-year old: Don’t cry. Little girls who cry don’t get to drive.

Driver and Vehicle Service office in Midtown Market
Overheard by Sure hope mom hides the keys.

Older man named Mufasa: So, you speak Swahili then?
Young man from Africa: Yes.
Mufasa: I’ve always wondered, what does ‘Hakuna-Matata’ mean?
Young ma: It means no worries.
Mufasa: Oh.

the assembly line