Drunk girl, clutching her head: Why does every party I go to end in a gay orgy?

uptown house party
Overheard by good question.

Freshman: You don’t know how to spell Egypt? How do you not know how to spell Egypt?! It’s E-g-y-p-t-e.

southwest HS
Overheard by clarodactyl.

Woman at a drive thru as she was opening the window: Yeah, but that was before I got a career…

Burger King in North Minneapolis
Overheard by do you get fries with your 401k?