Hot chick on cellphone: I’ll MAKE you a Calvin guy. All you have to do is wear the underwear.

S 8th St & Nicollet Mall
Overheard by i’ll be your calvin guy if he won’t.

Blonde Coworker from Alabama: I like Mexicans, their children are always so well-behaved in laundromats.

SE Suburbia

Drunken hot girl: So, I tried to take a picture but the shutter is stuck.
Dude: Tried?
Drunken hot girl: Yeah, I tried.
Dude: Do, or do not… there is no try.
Drunken hot girl: Wow! That’s good. Who said that? Shakespeare?
Dude: (shaking head) No. Yoda.
Drunken hot girl: Really? Well, Shakespeare, Yoda, same thing.

Midtown Tavern, Mankato
Overheard by D.R.B.

Customer: What pattern is on the checkered handbags?

fancy city boutique
Overheard by Eavesdropping Eve.

Girl standing in line at Twins game: That’s how I got to know Simon - touching his hair.

Metrodome
Overheard by Doesn’t think that’s how it works.

Two people who appeared to be work colleagues:
Colleague #1: You were there. Were you asleep?
Colleague #2: I didn’t care.

A conference center
Overheard by Sophzilla.