Drunken hot girl: So, I tried to take a picture but the shutter is stuck.
Dude: Tried?
Drunken hot girl: Yeah, I tried.
Dude: Do, or do not… there is no try.
Drunken hot girl: Wow! That’s good. Who said that? Shakespeare?
Dude: (shaking head) No. Yoda.
Drunken hot girl: Really? Well, Shakespeare, Yoda, same thing.

Midtown Tavern, Mankato
Overheard by D.R.B.

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