Girl #1: So you’re Italian?
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Yes.
Girl #1: How do you say please in Italian?
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Prego.
Girl #2: Um…how do you say Spaghetti in Italian?
Awkward pause
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Spaghetti.
Girl #2: That’s so cool… it’s the same in English

In my classroom
Overheard by Ironic, who then started banging his head into the chalkboard.