I’m Sure George Thought It Was No Big Deal, Too.
0
Woman on elevator: At first I was worried, but then I realized it was just George’s eyebrows burning.

Mpls Radisson Ramp elevator
Overheard by facial hair fire marshal.
Older homeless woman, yelling: Oh OK – so you don’t want to see Christ. Your loss!

Hennepin Ave. in front of the Lumber Exchange Building
Overheard by hapless pedestrian.
Woman on elevator: At first I was worried, but then I realized it was just George’s eyebrows burning.

Mpls Radisson Ramp elevator
Overheard by facial hair fire marshal.