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Man: Whoa! You have TWO purses!
Woman: Well, yeah – but you have two bags, too.
Man: This is different – the stuff I keep in here is stuff I need right away, and then this is for my other stuff. But you – you have TWO purses!
Woman: Well, this one is actually a purse, and this one is for my computer.
Man: WHOA! You keep a computer in there?! Is it a laptop?

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random submission, originally posted 05-16-2007

It’s Important To Share This Touching Story About Loss.

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Valet brings around a brand-spankin’ new, completely detailed Volkswagen Touareg.
Female professional to spoiled twenty-something girl: Is that yours? It’s so cute.
Spoiled twenty-something: Oh, it’s okay. I used to have a Land Rover, but I crashed it after only four months, so Daddy was like, “No more expensive cars!”

Dain Rauscher Plaza Parking Ramp
Overheard by That’s just heartbreaking.

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