College Girl: So when’s your thing happening again?
College Guy: Um, it was last Friday, actually.
College Girl: No way! Oh my god, I had no idea! I totally would’ve come if I had known about it. You should’ve, like, sent out messages, or something.
College Guy: Yeah, um, I did send out some messages, but I just sent them to, like, all of my friends, you know?

Overpriced private college
Overheard by not his friend, either.