Just Tell Them She Was Briefly On Desperate Housewives

(In response to the Caribou Coffee question of the day, “What does the acronym “SCUBA” stand for?)
Late-Twenty-Something Woman: I totally know the answer to that. And you know how I know it? Because of Mallory Keaton on Family Ties.
(Several other late-twenty-somethings look up from their laptops and confirm that’s how they knew the answer, too.)
Teenage Barista: Family Ties? Um, what’s that?
Late-Twenty-Something Woman: Oh God. Um, it was a TV show. In the 80’s. Alex P. Keaton? Wow.

Caribou Coffee, Grand & Snelling
Overheard by Just realized that I, too, am apparently ancient.


random submission, originally posted 05-23-2008

She’s Bad For The Baby.

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Woman: I gotta smoke as much as I can before May 30th, cuz after that it’s bad for the baby.

Sherburne – Midway, St. Paul

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