Taking The Bus Is Easier When You Don’t Drink Your Fare.

Woman drunk at 8:15 a.m: Got any change for the bus?
Man: Nope.
Wasted: Got any change for the bus?
Woman #1: No, sorry.
Wasted: [stares blankly at Woman #2]
Woman #2: What?! You didn’t say anything!
Wasted: Oh… I wuz wonderin’ why you were lookin’ at me funny. Got any change for the bus?

Franklin/Lyndale
Overheard by not handing out change before 9 a.m.

05/11/2007 | tags: on the street

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