Whatever Gets You Bigger Tips.
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Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!

Thai restaurant
Overheard by the next table over.
Guy #1: His doctor said he has sensitive skin and gave him an ointment, but he was itching a lot down there.
Guy #2: Yeah, but he always itches down there.
Guy #1: But wasn’t he itching more than usual?

University & Hennepin
Overheard by Kedster.
Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!

Thai restaurant
Overheard by the next table over.