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Yeah, He Sounds Like A Total Douche.
Scruffy looking guy to attractive Scandinavian gal: You know that law student buddy of yours? Yeah, you wouldn’t believe it. He had the nerve to say ‘hi’ to me. What’s up with that? Saying ‘hi’ like that, all like he knows me ‘n shit.
Attractive Scandinavian: Um, are you going somewhere here?
Scruffy looking guy: Don’t you SEE?

Dunn Bros on Grand
Overheard by The guy under the tree.





