Girl #1: (looking at map of mediterranean upside down) How do you find anything on this thing?
Girl #2: (flipping map right side up) This could help.

middle school geography class
Overheard by this is what we’ve come to?

Guy: Gynecology is a hobby of mine.

Grand Ol’ Day

Preppy girl: I don’t care what you guys think! Just because I get everything I ask for, it doesn’t mean I’m spoiled!

Robbinsdale Cooper High School
Overheard by Um, yes you are!

Middle-aged woman #1: We used to have a standard poodle.
Middle-aged woman #2: Ohh, that’s nice. What was his name?
Middle-aged woman #1: ‘Poodles!’

Elevator
Overheard by ‘Human.’

Older woman speaking to an older man at the Red Cross Bloodmobile: They wouldn’t let me give blood because I’ve done some traveling. I went to visit my brother down in Missouri and I guess they don’t like that. They just don’t know about “those people.”

vets club, belle plaine

Kid #1: (noticing an albino squirrel) Why are their eyes red?
Kid #2: (visably freaked out and getting off the sidewalk to get away from it) Because they are evil!

25th and Nicollet
Overheard by pellerojo posse.