Blonde college girl: Who doesn’t have a middle name?
Brown haired college girl: Slaves!
Blonde college girl: What?
Brown haired college girl: Think about it.

Maple Grove
Overheard by still thinking…

Biking mom to obviously struggling son: Why are you so weak?

near Lake Calhoun
Overheard by also struggling.

Guy: Oh, you’re such a good nurse with your two ovaries.
Girl: I don’t have two ovaries.
Guy: You don’t?
(long pause)
Girl: Wait, yeah I do.

Metrodome
Overheard by Guy trying to get Wally the Beerman’s attention.

Woman: (waitress dropped off two HUGE plates of food) Oh my goodness! I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach!
Man: (quietly) Not for long.

Noodles & Company - Woodbury
Overheard by Bob.

Guy talking on cell phone: Just because I had sex with you doesn’t mean you’re my girlfriend!

City Center skyway at 6:00 PM on Friday
Overheard by Glad you finally cleared that up with her.

College Girl: I’ve got to get going. It’s late and I’ve got a test in the morning.
Drunk guy: Pregnancy or VD?

Midtown Tavern
Overheard by D.R.B.

One burly construction worker to another: It’s ok to cry sometimes.

UofMN
Overheard by Touched.