Obviously stoned guy: Uh, does this bus go to Amsterdam?
Sarcastic bus driver: Sure it does.
Obviously stoned guy: OK, good. [gets on board]

nicollet ave, very far from Europe

Businesswoman #1: I mean, can you imagine waking up one day to find out that you’re six months pregnant?
Businesswoman #2: Seven months.
Businesswoman #1: SEVEN months?

Downtown
Overheard by JfA.

Girl talking to her friend: His family knows he’ll sleep with anything.

Lake Calhoun walking path
Overheard by Slower traffic keep right, please.

Girl: I hate that Minnesotans don’t dance. This is dance music.
Friend: I don’t think it’s because they’re Minnesotans, it’s because they’re hipsters and hipsters are too cool to dance. They might split their tiny, tiny, pants.

Voxtrot concert at the Triple Rock
Overheard by trying not to laugh.

Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I’m lactating, lactating, LACTATING!

Voxtrot concert at the Triple Rock
Overheard by Quoi?