Woman #1: I think my new cat is “different.”
Woman #2: What do you mean by “different?”
Woman #1: I’m pretty sure he’s metro-sexual because he meows like a girl.
Woman #2: It could be worse.
Woman #1: Well, I don’t know, I’m fairly sure he has abandonment issues too.

Lake Harriet Bandshell

One woman to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe

Bob’s Java Hut

Man on cellphone: So, are we seeing a chick flick tonight? (pause) Am I gonna get any play afterwards? (pause) Sweet, I’ll see you later.

Coffee Shop

Guy at restaurant: So what is the soup today?
Server: It’s turkey chili.
Guy: Hmm…so what does that taste like?

SW Minneapolis restaurant
Overheard by glad I don’t know him.