Drunk man: Hey there little girls.
Three teenagers turn away
Drunk man: (to checkout person) Mmmmm you fine. (pause) Don’t be shy, you can be ethnic, I teach girls of all races, I’m on a PIMP-STREAK!

Midtown Rainbow

Lesbian: People eat testicles here too?!

Espresso Royale, Dinkytown
Overheard by ORLY.

Guy #1: You gotta go NUCULAR on them!
Guy #2: It’s nuclear, not nucular.
Guy #1: No, you can say either. It’s like the difference between saying pancakes and flapjacks. It means the same thing.
Guy #2: Umm… no.

valleyfair
Overheard by i say nuclear.

5 yr old boy: If mommy has another baby I’m not gonna be by it. It will just crawl around the house and suck milk from mommy’s nibbles. And she won’t wear a bra!
8 yr old boy: If you like bras so much maybe we should get you one.
5 yr old boy: Yeah! I would use it for my butt cheeks, so when I sit down it would be nice and soft!

Chaska

Boy: (while AC/DC’s Shook Me All Night Long was playing) Is this song about bacon?

Minnetonka HS hallway

Little Boy: Did you know that Monkeys are our ancestors and that’s why we climb a lot?

Chanhassen

Girl #1: I think he’s a nice guy.
Girl #2: “Nice” is the ultimate mediocrity.

Nicollet Mall
Overheard by girl in scrubs.

Guy walking by in Uptown talking about Bob Barker: The show just won’t be the same without him. And the pet population is going to explode!

Lake and Hennepin
Overheard by The Truth Hurts.