Student custodian, walking into the elevator with his coworker: Man, I am going to buy THIRTY-TWO ice cream sandwiches with my next hour of work.

St. Paul Student Center, UMN - 25¢ ice cream bar sale
Overheard by I only bought four.

Teenage student #1: Man, Bush has, like, the lowest approval rating in history.
Teenage student #2: Yeah, he has almost no friends on MySpace.

Summer School
Overheard by ohh myspace…

Ditzy 20-something talking about music with friend: Is Journey a band? I think I saw Journey!

Midway Stadium during a Saints game
Overheard by won’t stop believing.

College student #1: She went her entire freshmen year and didn’t even drink. That’s so lame.
College student #2: No way, it’s like a prerequisite to drink in college.

Normandale Community College summer school Chemistry
Overheard by girl in next row…