One Northwest flight attendant to another: I don’t mean to alarm you, but last night I went into cardiac arrest.

Airport

Summer Fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn’t even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer Fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer Fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer Fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

Grand/Snelling Dunn Bros.
Overheard by also not surprised.

Woman #1: So, is there a specific reason you haven’t had sex in 4 1/2 years?
Woman #2 (caucasian): Yes. I’m pretty sure it’s a combination of Paxil and the fact that all the meetings I attend are full of white men.

bus
Overheard by I’m not sure those are the reasons…

Woman walking down 50th, nodding towards the under-construction street: Maybe they’re going to re-do all of this.

50th n’ 28th
Overheard by laurel.