Girl #1: Why does it have to be so hot in this store?
Girl #2: It’s because of all that technology!

MOA Sam Goody
Overheard by Les.

20’s something mother: Honey, go in there and try to go potty.
3 year old boy to mom: Mommy, can’t I come in with you?
20’s something mother: No honey, mommy has to poop and she needs her privacy to do that.
Loud sounds of intense gastric relief follow…

Women’s restoom at the Galaxie Library in Apple Valley
Overheard by your mom.