Thug #1: (mock fighting) I’d all hit you upside the head with a hammer!
Thug #2: Hey man, my homegirl got murdered with a hammer!

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by hoping thugs don’t read this.

Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
Mid-twenty-something woman: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
Mid-twenty-something woman: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.

Father’s Day BBQ - Mtka.
Overheard by SisterSayWhat?

Teenage Boy: Blessings on you today!
Teenage Girl: Thank you.
Teenage Boy: Yeah, I know you need ‘em.

After mass at a church in Anoka
Overheard by Guy who immediately thought that was “Overheard” material.

Woman looking at someone else’s baby: It’s weird to think that Hitler once looked like that.

MOA old navy checkout line

Man in the cereal aisle to store employee: What ever happened to Alpha Bits?

New Brighton Cub Foods
Overheard by He must know, he’s working in the cereal aisle.