Crazy guy: Mind if I sit here?
Girl: No.
Couple minutes pass…
Crazy guy: So, I hate how when you’re at a restaurant and you’re done eating and they try to sell you more food, and you’re kind of hungry and they’re like [Bad chinese accent] Hey, I have one more special for youuu.
Girl: Yeah. I’ll think about that for a while.

Espresso Royale, outside
Overheard by ORLY.

Drunk Guy, grabbing passerby: Hey.
Androgynous: I’m a girl. See? (pulls back shirt to reveal bra)
Drunk Guy, turning away: Hunh.

Gay 90s
Overheard by JfA.

Guy: You should have come to the bar last night, all these huge women were hitting on your dad.
Woman: Haha, were they huge?
Guy: …dinosaurs.

Grandmas Marathon