Girl #1: I just want to find a guy I can connect with.
Girl #2: Yeah, me too.
Girl #1: Next time, I’m going to make sure that he has the same heartbeat rhythm as me.
Girl #2: Wow, that’s cool.

lake calhoun
Overheard by male runner jogging by and lmao!

After giving instructions on multiple routes one could take…
Male Co-Worker #1: Yeah, I know St. Paul better than anyone.
Male Co-Worker #2: Even better than the homeless?
Male Co-Worker #1: Naw… they’re all in Minneapolis.

Corporate Building
Overheard by Eavesdropping co-worker.

Little girl: When I was in the hospital when I was little, did I die?
Father: Yep, you’re dead.
Little girl: Did I ALMOST die?
Father: Yeah, it was nip-and-tuck for a while there.

In line at the Wedge
Overheard by Glad she made it.

Man in loud voice: Rock Golf! Rock Golf! Who wants to play rock golf!?
Little boy: Mom, why is that man yelling?
Mother: I don’t know but it’s very rude, isn’t it?
Little boy: Yea. Mommy, is he mean?
Mother: Well, it’s very mean of him to be so loud.
Little boy: Mommy, why is he mean?
Mother: Well, his mommy obviously didn’t love him like I love you.

Hidden Beach
Overheard by oh, that makes sense.

Animated blonde woman at a 4-top: I just want to confirm that I did not sleep with the Indian bell boy.

Lurcat

Ex: And I don’t appreciate you flaunting your new girl in front of me.
Guy: She’s not my new girl. I’m still single, and I still love you.
Ex: (Pauses) Oh… well…
Guy: Well what? She’s just a friend!
Ex: Well fuck that bitch anyway! (storms off)

Choppers Bar/Mankato
Overheard by D.R.B. (wow!).

Guy (on cell): Oh yeah I’m in drivers ed but it’s cool.
5 minutes later
Guy (to girl on cell): Hey! You! Get off your cell phone! So many disrespectful people in here.
5 minutes later
Guy (on cell w/ mom): Yeah we’re going to see Fantastic Four, I can get a ride home.
5 minutes later
Guy: Anyone want to go see a movie?? Fantastic Four!

Esse (drivers ed) in Chan
Overheard by paying close attention…