Tipsy Girl #1: Look at my boyfriend! (shows picture on her cell phone)
Tipsy Girl #2: Nice. (unimpressed)
Tipsy Girl #1: Don’t worry! I know he’s wearing black but he’s NOT Emo!

Varsity Theater, Dinkytown
Overheard by I didnt know all people wearing black were Emo.

Little boy: Have you heard of cheese?
Little girl: What’s cheese?

MCAD lawn (overrun with small children)
Overheard by what is the world coming to?

Lady buying wine: The one thing I don’t like about this place is that you don’t have any really cheap shit.
Liquor store clerk: How about Bohemian Highway? Is that cheap enough for you?
Lady buying wine: No… it has to look cheap too.

my neighborhood booze store

Girl: You know, you look like this one guy.
Boy: What? Spaghetti?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: With meatballs?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Yummy.

Near Minnetonka HS

Man talking on cell phone as he stepped off the 63 bus: It’s not my birthday until I’ve seen your ankles.

63 bus - downtown st. paul

Woman to husband/boyfriend while looking at tortilla chips: Sure honey, whatever you want. Look, they have family size. (pauses for a moment). Does that mean the chips themselves are family size or is the bag?

Lund’s - Highland Park
Overheard by a & h.