Little girl to Mom regarding Orangutan holding his head like he had a headache: Why is he doing that mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many daddy juices.

Orangutan Exhibit at Como Zoo
Overheard by I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society.

Woman taking a bite of a cheeseburger she just purchased at a cheeseburger stand: Yum, this is pretty good. Almost as good as McDonalds! (pause, takes another bite) But not as good as Burger King.

Back to the 50’s Car Show
Overheard by Who Compares McDonalds anyway?

Female 20something to male 20something: But it’s like, where we would even get stilts? You know?

Hi-Lake Target

Thug to other thugs: Nigga went back in time.

DT St. Paul
Overheard by Dik.

Girl (shouting): WOO! It’s gay Christmas!

W 15th St & Spruce
Overheard by ORLY.

Guy walking down the sidewalk with two dogs, passes by pile of dog poop on sidewalk.
Guy (quietly to dog): That’s why I don’t kiss you; you’re a shit-ball.

Lasalle Ave & W 15th
Overheard by ORLY.

Male voice in hallway: I was telling Danny how great you are at hiding bodies!
Male voice #2: I am good at it.

Comstock Hall, U of M

Mr. Old Crankypants: (unintelligible grumbling)
Mrs. Old Crankypants: What’s wrong?
Mr. Old Crankypants: I don’t know why they let all these cars drive all over the place.

Minnsota State Fairgounds amidst 11,000+ street rods at the MSRA’s Back to the 50’s car show
Overheard by OctaneBoy.