Little girl to little boy who is dumping mud on a doll: It’s a good idea to baptize the baby like that!
Boy: We’re not baptizing it. We’re eating it.

s mpls

20-something guy: Outfoxed. Why does everyone always think foxes are so smart?
20-something girl: I like foxes.

Uptown, outside Sebastian Joe’s
Overheard by I like ‘em, too.

Chick: Would you believe that I’ve never had Honey Nut Cheerios?
Friend: I think that’s un-American.

Woodbury Cub Foods
Overheard by silently agreeing.

Boy sitting on lawn to friend who’s just finished a sprint down the sidewalk: And THAT’S why you don’t drink root beer!

Upton Ave
Overheard by Sov.

Young blonde woman, mid 20s wearing a dress and chatting on her cell phone: Whatever! It’s not like I tea-bagged her husband anyway!

Moose & Sadie’s patio - 3rd Ave. N
Overheard by Booey.

Teenage Girl: Oh my gosh! Is that a llama in the water? It is! Look! Theres a llama in the water! Oh wait, no, it’s just a dock.

Madison Lake
Overheard by 20/20 vision.

18 year old girl to 17 year old girl as they enter the bathroom stalls: Oh my god, these doors are so huge I don’t even know how to close them!

Grandma’s biffy
Overheard by laughing as i pee.