White College Girl #1: You know how that one guy was a good Asian?
White College Girl #2: Yeah, totally.
White College Girl #1: Well that guy… was a bad Asian.

Panera - Edina

Six year old boy to his dad in a restaurant where the air temp was a bit on the cold side: I wish I had a waffle maker so I could put my head over it.

St Paul
Overheard by I guess that’s one way to warm up..

Mother: What is that?
Daughter: It’s a coffee drink.
Mother: It is!?! I wouldn’t have let you get that if I knew it was coffee. That stuff is bad for your insides! (then takes a bite off a chili dog.)

St. Paul Dairy Queen
Overheard by Got one after she left.