Teen Girl #1 (to friend eating a chocolate bar): That is going straight to your hips.
Teen Girl #2: GOOD!

Chanhassen Esse Driving School

Teenage Girl: I have a rash on my belly button.
Guy: Wow!

Chanhassen Esse Driving School

Man #1: Why didn’t she eat it?
Man #2: (with very expressive hand gestures) Because French Vanilla was too spicy for her!

Skyway between US Bank Plaza and 225 S Sixth
Overheard by Remembering when I lived in a city where salt wasn’t as spicy as it got.

Teenage girl, after reading jokey “Ice cream is 100% magma-free” sign at concession stand: What’s magma?

Nokomis beach
Overheard by Trumpy.

Man whispering to woman: He’s going to want to see your pass. Go up to the front, pretend you’re looking for it and then say you can’t find it. That way we can ride for a few blocks.

#4 bus
Overheard by JfA.

Homeless man shaking a plastic cup in his hand (singing): Quarter in my cup, get me fucked up!
Man waiting outside: I only have a dollar.
Homeless man (still singing and shaking): Dollar in my cup, get me reaaallll fucked up!

outside First Ave

Teenage boy talking to friend: What are the signs of cancer?
Girl: I don’t know, drowsiness, excessive bleeding or being tired all the time.
Boy: I’m tired right NOW!
Girl: Well, it is 2 am.

Party in St. Paul
Overheard by girls are so much smarter than boys.

Mother to 3-yr-old daughter: Can we brush your hair?
Daughter: No, it’s dangerous.

restroom
Overheard by That’s why my hair is messy.