Woman Dealer in her late 40s: (explaining to drunk guy how to play Three Card Poker)
Drunk Guy: So it’s like poker with three cards?
Guys in their 20s on the other end of the table: (laughing histerically)
(about 10 minutes later, dealer is still explaining how to play and getting frustrated because he is holding up the game)
Dealer: You should stay if you at least have a pair.
Drunk Guy: What if I have a full house?
Dealer: You can’t have a full house.
Drunk Guy: But I have one.
Dealer: It’s impossible to have a full house
Drunk Guy: Then this is, like, the first time ever.
Dealer: (Yells to Pit Boss) I’ve got the problem table!

Three Card Poker table at Hinckley Grand Casino
Overheard by The guy at the other end of the table.

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