Give That Calculation Another Try.

Drunk Girl #1: I’m so proud of my honey! He’s 29; I can’t believe it!
Drunk Girl #2: Wow, that’s almost 30.
Drunk Girl #1: And I’m 24, which is almost 25, which is halfway to 30!

Bathroom at Chino
Overheard by Trying not to giggle on the toilet.


random submission, originally posted 02-18-2007

GWB Is Not An Acceptable Source For Education.

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Guy #1: You gotta go NUCULAR on them!
Guy #2: It’s nuclear, not nucular.
Guy #1: No, you can say either. It’s like the difference between saying pancakes and flapjacks. It means the same thing.
Guy #2: Umm… no.

valleyfair
Overheard by i say nuclear.

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