Middle-aged African American bus driver: So what if she’s tall? I wear heels and I’m 5′8. I wear them to church.
Prim-looking Caucasian female passenger: Oh, but at least at church you’re sitting down.
Middle-aged African American bus driver: Oh no, honey. I’m up singing and dancing. I go to a black church. We get our praise on.
Prim-looking Caucasian Female passenger: (uncomfortable pause) That sounds fun.
St. Louis Park, the 12 bus
Overheard by Yes it does.
Woman #1: I think my new cat is “different.”
Woman #2: What do you mean by “different?”
Woman #1: I’m pretty sure he’s metro-sexual because he meows like a girl.
Woman #2: It could be worse.
Woman #1: Well, I don’t know, I’m fairly sure he has abandonment issues too.
Lake Harriet Bandshell
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