2nd
June
2007
He’s Too Busy Cheating On You To Log In And Update Facebook.
Blonde: But his Facebook status said he was biking…
Brunette friend: His Facebook status isn’t always accurate, sweetie.
later in conversation
Blonde: So, you really think he’s cheating on me and lying about his Facebook status?
Brunette friend: Yes. I think he lied about his Facebook status to cheat on you.
Noodles
Overheard by who wouldnt?
