Everyone, Take The Shuttle This Year!

Guy: When state fair time comes around, I always park right in the peoples front lawn.
Girl: Why don’t you just ride the shuttle?
Guy: Because when I decide I am way too drunk and need to go home I know right where my car is at and I can just drive myself home whenever I want.

State Fairgrounds/ Back to the Fifties
Overheard by Maybe they should stick to 3.2.


random submission, originally posted 07-16-2007

I’d Like Men To Master Those Tasks Before Proposing.

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One woman to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe

Bob’s Java Hut

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