Ex: And I don’t appreciate you flaunting your new girl in front of me.
Guy: She’s not my new girl. I’m still single, and I still love you.
Ex: (Pauses) Oh… well…
Guy: Well what? She’s just a friend!
Ex: Well fuck that bitch anyway! (storms off)

Choppers Bar/Mankato
Overheard by D.R.B. (wow!).