16th
June
2007
It’ll Be Bigger Than Pilates.
Skinny Brunette: …calories do you burn masturbating? Gross, I know!
Skinny Redhead: I read in Cosmopolitan that it’s somewhere between one fifty and two hundred.
Skinny Brunette: (gasp, smile - really dramatic) See? People ought to promote masturbation more! This is why America is getting so fat!!! No one is touching themselves!
#4 bus
Overheard by then why am i so fat?
