It’ll Be Bigger Than Pilates.

Skinny Brunette: …calories do you burn masturbating? Gross, I know!
Skinny Redhead: I read in Cosmopolitan that it’s somewhere between one fifty and two hundred.
Skinny Brunette: (gasp, smile – really dramatic) See? People ought to promote masturbation more! This is why America is getting so fat!!! No one is touching themselves!

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Overheard by then why am i so fat?

06/16/2007 | tags: buses | Comments: 0

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