20th
June
2007
Like, Doy.
Very drunk bum checking into ER around 1AM: I have this pain in my chest. It’s really bad I can’t stand it. Oh, it hurt so bad. I think I’m having a heart attack.
Nurse: How long has it been like this?
Very drunk bum: Umm…since 8 AM.
Nurse: Why didn’t you come in earlier?
Very drunk bum: Well, I had to get drunk first.
Regions Hospital
