• This Is What Happens When You Reach Your Humor Peak At 9.

    Guy #1: So, did you feel like you were going to poop your pants when you were running?
    Guy #2: Huh? Noooooo. (Laughing) Why?
    Guy #1: Well, they say people who run marathons sometimes crap themselves.
    Guy #2′s girlfriend: Nah, he did an emema last night!! (laughing)
    Guy #2: WHAT?? Why would you say that? Why are you trying to “out” me?
    Guy #1: HA HA HA! You used “ass douche”!! You’re an ass doucher!! Ass doucher, ass doucher! That’s your new nickname…ASS DOUCHER!!!
    Guy #2: I can’t believe you outed me. You’re not getting any tonight.
    Girlfriend:That’s ok, you’d rather do it to your ass douche!

    Grandma’s Marathon
    Overheard by LMAO.

    06/20/2007 | tags: | Comments: 0

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