Guy #1: So, did you feel like you were going to poop your pants when you were running?
Guy #2: Huh? Noooooo. (Laughing) Why?
Guy #1: Well, they say people who run marathons sometimes crap themselves.
Guy #2’s girlfriend: Nah, he did an emema last night!! (laughing)
Guy #2: WHAT?? Why would you say that? Why are you trying to “out” me?
Guy #1: HA HA HA! You used “ass douche”!! You’re an ass doucher!! Ass doucher, ass doucher! That’s your new nickname…ASS DOUCHER!!!
Guy #2: I can’t believe you outed me. You’re not getting any tonight.
Girlfriend:That’s ok, you’d rather do it to your ass douche!

Grandma’s Marathon
Overheard by LMAO.

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