Smirking Abercrombie Frat Boy to Guy In a Kilt: Nice skirt faggot.
Guy In a Kilt after looking at who he’s with and who the frat boy is with: I’m going home after my meal with THREE WOMEN. YOU are going home from your meal with FOUR GUYS, two of whom have more cologne on and more product in their hair than my dates here. And I’M the fag. Whatever you say sweetheart.

Roseville Red Lobster
Overheard by Guy who REALLY wants a kilt now.

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