Cashier, holding up bottle of nail polish teenage girl has just purchased: Would you like a bag for this?
Teenage girl, smiling politely: Yes, please.
Friend standing next to her (completely serious): You don’t need to waste a plastic bag for that, don’t you care about the environment?!
Teenage girl: No, I’m a Republican! *takes bag and walks away*
Maple Grove, Ulta
Overheard by She knows politics better than me…
5 yr old boy: If mommy has another baby I’m not gonna be by it. It will just crawl around the house and suck milk from mommy’s nibbles. And she won’t wear a bra!
8 yr old boy: If you like bras so much maybe we should get you one.
5 yr old boy: Yeah! I would use it for my butt cheeks, so when I sit down it would be nice and soft!
Chaska
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