Guy #1: Dude, I’ll give you five bucks if you boot your keys.
Guy #2: Screw that I ain’t puttin anything up my ass for five bucks.
Guy #1: Ten bucks.
Guy #2: What are we talking about here, like my whole key chain?

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Overheard by guy who won’t “boot” anything.

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