Metrosexual guy: I’ve decided from now on I’m only going to make friends with people who are like, 21 to 23 years old… they’re just SO much easier to take advantage of, you know?
Friend: Really?
Metrosexual guy: Totally. You’re missing out, man.

Hidden Beach

Young woman from LA: So, Minnesota is dark for half the year, right???
Minnesotan couple: …No.
Young woman from LA: Oh. Well, North Dakota is, right?

Landing at MSP Airport
Overheard by L.

Young Guy: She totally has grinch eyes.
Redhead companion: But her face is straight out of Whoville.

Drink in Uptown
Overheard by Dr. Suess-tastic.

Smoker #1: Ban for the whole state.
Smoker #2: Tell me about it
(pause)
Smoker #1: Who killed JFK?
Smoker #2: What?
Smoker #1: Who killed JFK?
Smoker #2: I don’t follow.
Smoker #1: Who killed JFK?
Smoker #2: Not smoking.
Smoker #1: Damn right!

Outside Matt’s Bar
Overheard by LDG.

Boy: I am really hard to diss.
Friends: Yeah…

Minnetonka Dairy Queen

Drunk white guy at casino: What’s with all these people with hats that say “Native Pride”???

Mystic Lake
Overheard by not the only one to stop and turn my head
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Roommate on the phone with her friend, explaining why he shouldn’t do blow: That shit’s bad for your…everything!

kitchen
Overheard by i learn so much from roommates.