3 year old little sister: You said punk! That’s a bad word!
8 year old big sister: Punk is a bad word by itself but it’s okay when it’s with rock. Like punk rock!

roseville marshalls
Overheard by RAWK!

College boy #1: So why didn’t we get a cart?
College boy #2: Because we’re fucking men!

Rainbow Foods - NE Mpls
Overheard by girlface.

Younger sunbathing sister (to friend odering food): I’ll have another Dippin’ Dots!
Older sunbathing sister:: No, she won’t.
Younger sister: Why?! Why not?
Older sister: Because it’s bad for you!
Younger sister: (to friend) Banana Split, please.
Older sister: [rolls eyes]
Younger sister: What!? Don’t you want me to eat more ice cream, so you can be the skinny sister?! And I can be the fat one!

Minikahda Country Club, Lake Calhoun
Overheard by she does has a point…

Bus driver to woman in wheelchair: Yep, it’s getting ’bout that time.
Woman : (mumbling slightly) I left my watch at home.
Bus driver: What did you say?!
Woman : I forgot my watch.
Bus driver: Oh god, I thought you said you loved to walk at home.
Woman : (uncomfortable) Ummm…
Bus driver: Y’know, you never can tell.

#6E
Overheard by can usually tell.

Asian girl on phone: And I was like, “What, you won’t talk to me because you’re not Asian?”

Blockbuster
Overheard by JfA.