Man in Canoe to his friends in the canoe with him: Hey, you ready to hear another installment from the things that I do in life that you’d never do?

Under a bridge, Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Other Canoers.

Young Woman in Business Suit to Colleague: I think the airport is just a few blocks over. Shit, our plane leaves in 30 minutes!

Skyway Downtown, Nicollet Mall, 11.7 Miles from MSP Airport

Teacher lady walking a little boy home: You have to stay on the sidewalk.
Little boy: But what if I see a squirrel?
Teacher lady: Will the squirrel get you home faster?
Little boy: No. But I like to kill squirrels.
Teacher lady: We are not killing squirrels!

26th St. E
Overheard by run little squirrel!

Overweight man to his female ‘friend’: Are you sure you want ice cream? You have to fit into that bride’s maid dress. It’s called the zoo, not the moo.

Como Zoo / Zooper Food Court
Overheard by Henry Montplaisir.