Loud, idiotic guy to friends during fireworks display: Dude! That’s totally going on my Facebook! I’m gonna totally Facebook quote you TONIGHT!

St. Anthony Main on 4th of July
Overheard by let me watch my fireworks in fucking peace & quiet.

Blonde 20-something girl to group of other 20-something girls: You gotta admit… money can make a guy cute.

Town Talk Diner
Overheard by jenc17.

Guy: So when did fireworks become the official 4th of July thing?
Girl: Well, nothing says America like Chinese imports.

somewhere near the river on the 4th
Overheard by Cynical, but perhaps she has a point…

Lead singer of Tapes ‘n Tapes: This is Taste of Minnesota, you’re supposed to buy fried shit and eat it.

Taste of Minnesota
Overheard by clarodactyl.