Girl #1: It’s so windy.
Girl #2: I know! It’s going to storm.
Girl #1: I don’t think so. Now they’re just saying it’s going to be windy and sunny.
Girl #2: Ohhh.. you’re right. I see blue skin!

Como Zoo

Guy explaining to a co-worker his family’s weekend trip to an observatory: And we were looking at these stars… they’re [x] light years away. I say, “Those stars might not even BE there anymore, but the light is JUST GETTING HERE NOW!” And the guy is like, “Yeah, I guess that’s true.” It was mind-blowing.
Co-worker: Wow, it’s like the twilight zone!
Guy: Totally.

Next cubicle over, 3rd level of hell
Overheard by Learned that: Time + Distance = Twilight Zone.

Young intern girl on the phone (to a girlfriend I assume): I have THE fakest job ever!

my office, 9:30 am
Overheard by is she serious.

One drunk guy to another: You’re going to have hot girls oozing out of your buns.

7th St. Mall
Overheard by Decided not to eat my bun.

Male Employee: (talking to teenage girl who wants to apply for a job) Do you work for the railroad, or at the railroad? Because thats important. But I won’t get into it now.

Minnetonka Starbucks