Twenty something woman: Are you going to get on me tonight?
Twenty something man: Probably. After I play Grand Theft Auto.

Target at The Quarry

Drunk woman in her 20’s on cell phone: Hey, haaaay Victoria, are you there? (laughter) No. Yeah. (laughter) I threw up. (long, hard laughter) I barfed on my arm! Yeah.

NE Mpls
Overheard by Laying in bed at 4am.

Child on museum tour, looking at sign: What’s ‘a-r-t’?

Minneapolis Institute of Arts
Overheard by chuckling near the warhol.

Girl on phone: Well, she can’t come tonight. Last night she sat on a bottle and now she has glass in her ass.

South beach @ Lake Calhoun
Overheard by that bottle had it coming, I guess.

Loud woman (next table over): What? She’s so trashy. She probably drinks White Zinfandel!

Cafe Lurcat

Hippy-ish guy in his 30’s: I got my floaty thing for free at the liquor store. They called me up and were like, “Duuuude” and I was like, “Whaaat?” ‘You won.” “What’d I win?” “You won the floaty thing.” But it didn’t last before it popped, you know. Where’d you girls get your floaty things?
One of two girls on the shore: K-mart.
Hippy-ish guy in his 30’s: Tiiiight!

a particular beach
Overheard by a little bird, a laughing little bird.